Joke of the day and NO it is not lard ass okie bill !!

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Joke of the day and NO it is not lard ass okie bill !!

Post  airgunbuff1 on Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:56 am

Donald and Hillary go into a Bakery on the Campaign Trail

As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.
I will definitely win the election. "

Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life; trickery and deceit.

I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.

Trump swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one.

Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that,too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?

Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...

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