There once was...........

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HOORAY for the SUPREMES.

Post  fortuna on Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:12 pm

A horny young male Eskimo
Couldn't come by just rubbing a nose.
He slipped out of his hut
To search for a white slut
Who knew how to suck and to blow.

A prudish WASP girl in New York
Plugged up her cunt with a cork.
A woodpecker or two,
Made the grade, it is true,
But she totally baffled the stork. Embarassed tongue

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1 for the money, 2 for the show.

Post  fortuna on Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:17 am

There was a young fellow from Kent
Who had a peculiar bent
He collected the turds
Of various birds
And had them for lunch during Lent.

There was a young farm girl named Sutton,
Who said, as she cut up the mutton,
"My father preferred,
Screwing sheep from the herd,
This is one of his children I'm cuttin'." affraid Rolling Eyes

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Should I do it again?

Post  fortuna on Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:50 am

The cost of bordellos was steep,
And the horny old Scot was so cheap,
That when he wanted to screw,
There was nothing to do,
But take out his passion on sheep.

A wanton young woman named Lake,
Fell so perversely in love with her snake,
That she wished the boa
Could shoot spermatozoa
So remarkable offspring they'd make. Rolling Eyes

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Work, work, work or am I a jerk?

Post  fortuna on Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:27 pm

A zookeeper in lovely Capri,
Screwed a baboon by the sea.
The results were most horrid,
All ass and no forehead,
Four balls and a purple goatee.

A hot-blooded Scot from Glasgow
Didn't care where he buried his prow.
In one day he screwed,
Four whores and a ewe,
Then ended by fucking a sow. cheers Shocked




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At it Again..............................

Post  fortuna on Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:38 pm

There was a young lady from Plain View
Whose boyfriend said, "may I explore you?"
She replied to the chap,
"I will draw you a map,
Where others have been to before you."

There was a young man most forlorn
Whose parents wished he hadn't been born.
For he wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn. pirat tongue Rolling Eyes

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Maybe YES............and Maybe NO.

Post  fortuna on Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:34 am

His wife had a nice little cunt;
It was hairy, and soft, and in front.
And with this she'd fuck him
Though sometimes she'd suck him
A charming, if commonplace, stunt.

Her curvaceous young aunt told her this:
"Making love in the hay is great bliss.
For it tickles my bun
And helps me to come
WHEN COMFORTABLY LYING LIKE THIS. Rolling Eyes Embarassed Cool

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Ink a dink a do.

Post  fortuna Today at 3:22 am

A gorgeous young woman named Sweeney,
Was a cock teasing bitch, a real meanie.
The hatch of her snatch,
Had a latch that would catch.
She could only be screwed by Houdini.

Said a man who was known for his larks,
"I like sex inside, not in parks,
For you feel more at ease,
And your ass doesn't freeze,
And bystanders don't make snide remarks." Embarassed Razz

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