Which side of the fence.

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Which side of the fence.

Post  fortuna on Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:44 am


You can't get any more accurate than this!












This is straight forward country thinking.





by Jeff Foxworthy




Which side of the fence?

















If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

















If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.











If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.























If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.











If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.























If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.











If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.























If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.











If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.























If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.











A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
















If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.











A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.























If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.











If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.























If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.












A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."





Well, I forwarded it

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