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My Dinner Date.

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Post  fortuna Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:19 pm

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu Shrimp cocktail.
Lobster Patron. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job and a piece of ass tonight."

I said "Would you care for dessert?"

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