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Baseball in Heaven.

Post  fortuna on Fri May 04, 2018 5:15 pm

Subject: FW: Baseball in Heaven
Two 90-year-old men, Roger and

> Barry, had been friends all of their lives.When it was clear

> that Roger was dying, Barry visited him every day. One day

> Barry said, "Roger, we both loved playing baseball all

> our lives, and we played it all through High School.

Please do me one favour: when you

get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's

baseball there."

Roger looked up at Barry from his

deathbed, "Barry, you've been my best friend for

many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this

favour for you."

> > Shortly after that, Roger passed

> on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Barry was awakened

> from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a

voice calling out to him, "Barry, Barry."

"Who is it?" asked

> Barry, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Barry -- it's me,

> Roger."

"You're not Roger. Roger

> just died."

"I'm telling you,

> it's me, Roger," insisted the voice.

"Roger! Where are you?"

"In Heaven," replied

> Roger. "I have some really good news and a little bad

> news."

"Tell me the good news

> first," said Barry.

"The good news," Roger

> said, "is that there's baseball in Heaven. Better

> yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here,

> too.

Better than that, we're all

> young again.

Better still, it's always

> springtime, and it never rains or snows.

And best of all, we can play

> baseball all we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic,"

> said Barry.. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So

> what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching

> Tuesday."


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