A statement about our new reality !!!

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A statement about our new reality !!!

Post  fortuna on Mon Jul 23, 2018 4:38 am

A statement about our new reality !!! It made me smile as I remembered the good old days when a snowman was just a snowman.

8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crews from CNN and MSNBC show up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse.

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I’m sure that was intended to be amusing, but it’s actually quite sad.

Post  ThePatriot on Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:57 pm

Nt

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BOTH would be the answer.

Post  fortuna on Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:33 am

But I thought all would understand the joke part. It goes waaaay overboard, NOW, but what will it be in 2 years if the socialists take over?

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Answer to the subject.

Post  fortuna on Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:08 pm

Move to Florida, reason, no building snowmen, just keep the progressive-democraps out of FL. Cool

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