Humor with the malignant narcissist.

Obama wakes up one night, there is GeorgeWashington's ghost! he says, "George, how can I help this country?"Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!"Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time it's Thomas Jefferson's ghost! He askes, "Tom, how can I help this country?" Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!"Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, he ask's, "Abe, how can I help this country?"Abe replies, "Go see a play."