The Bacon Tree

>> *_The Bacon Tree_*
>>
>> *Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the
>> United States, wandering aimlessly and starving.*
>>
>> *They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of
>> a sudden Luis says:*
>>
>> *"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."*
>>
>> *"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."*
>>
>> *With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, &
>> there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.*
>>
>> *There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
>> smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.*
>>
>> *"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"*
>>
>> *"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?*
>>
>> *We ees in the desert don't forget."*
>>
>> *"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell
>> like bacon?*
>>
>> *Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"*
>>
>> *With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.*
>>
>> *He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind, when
>> suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.*
>>
>> *Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:*
>>
>> *"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"*
>>
>> *"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?"*
>>
>> *"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...*
>>
>> *Ees...*
>>
>> *Ees...*
>>
>> *Ees...*
>>
>> *Ees...*
>>
>> *Ees...*
>>
>> *Ees... a ham bush."*
>>
>> *SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending
>> you this.*
>>
>> *Just couldn't help it!*
>>
>> *Little voices made me do it!*
>>
>> *And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you?*
>>
>> *I know you did!*
>>
>> *You're grinning aren't you?*