Airplane soon to crash

An airplane was soon to crash; there were 5 passengers on-board,
but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show and
I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want
me to die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated
war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America ." So
he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the
United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country,
some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack next to him
and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the
best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute." The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a
parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my school bag."