I recently applied for a building permit. FOR those who avoid the Freedom Forum.

[Scumbuster]

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun


turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place,


and a loud outside entertainment sound system.




It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to


paint it green with pink trim.

The City Council told me, "FORGET IT!"



So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a
'Mosque'.




Work starts on Monday.