Ever looked at others your own age and thinking.........................

> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
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> WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
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> MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
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> I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
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> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
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> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
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> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
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> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ...
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> 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
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> WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
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> HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1966.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
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> YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
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> LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
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> THEN, THAT UGLY,
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> OLD,
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> BALD,
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> WRINKLED FACED,
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> FAT-ASSED,
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> GRAY-HAIRED,
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> DECREPIT
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> SON-OF-A-BITCH
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> ASKED,
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> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???