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Eternal Life

Post  Scumbuster on Sat May 09, 2015 11:51 am



ETERNAL LIFE ~

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.



The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."



"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."



"You crafty little bastard," said the genie

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