A black kid asks his mama......................

A young black kid asks his mother, "Mama what's Socialism and Racism?" "Well son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits. You knows, like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EMC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, free computers and Internet connection, free food, free clothing, free gifts at Christmas, and on and on, you knows? That's Socialism".

"But Mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that?"

"Sure they do, son, and that's called Racism."

(And there you have it.)