Dead cow,,,,,, yea I know !!!

Dead cow

> A cow runs out into the road and a limo driving late at night hits it head
> on and the car comes to a stop.
> The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the
> chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."
> So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but
> it appeared to be old.
> Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in
> that lighted farmhouse over there"
> Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his
> hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
> "My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
> The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
> of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the
> daughter made love to me."
> "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
> Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened I said to them, "I'm
> Hillary Clinton's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
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