Read any good books lately?

I was walking in San Francisco and I saw that there was a Muslim bookstore. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk said, "F--- off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Very good!