Just a reminder for y'all ... ("Y'all" - southern for "youse guys")

Famous Presidential Lies Contest                          

LBJ:

None of our boys will die on foreign soil

Nixon:

I am not a crook

GHW Bush:

Read my lips - No New Taxes

Clinton:

I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski



I will have the most transparent administration in history.  
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.  
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.  
The IRS is not targeting anyone.  
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.  
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".  
You didn't build that!  
I will restore trust in Government.  
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.  
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk  
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.  
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.  
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.  
I am not spying on American citizens.  
Obama Care will be good for America.  
You can keep your family doctor.  
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.  
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.  
It's just like shopping at Amazon.  
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.  
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.  
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.  
I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.  
And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.  
If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.  
If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.  
I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.  
I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all:

"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

I believe we have a winner

Damn Liars !!!!

I need the mop.
Gary