With All the Job Openings....

What Not To Say In A Job Interview -

There was a man who was injured in a horrible accident, but the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this unusual handicap, he was very self-conscious.

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small but expanding computer firm. However, he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates and interviewed each of them. The first interview went really well. He liked the guy. His last question for this candidate was, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears." The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

This guy also noted, "Yes, you have no ears." The man was really upset again, and threw the second candidate out.

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

The guy replied, "Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses."

Surprised, he asked, "Wow! That's quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?"

The guy burst out laughing and said, "Well, You can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears!" Laughing