Can 1 of U computer geniuses create a CARTOON OF OBUMBA standing in "shit buckets" that are crotch/hip high like wader fishing gear?

NOTE: put the word "SHIT" ON THE ELONGATED BUCKET. 2 buckets (1 for each leg would be best, I think). Let's make T-Shirts, bumper stickers etc. of the cartoon and send the $$$$$$$$$$ to ME (WHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee) or to the tea-party etc.