And some douche bags laugh

Bush managed to graduate college in 2 1/2, rather than the customary four.
Directly before attending Yale, Bush joined the military to fight in WWII, becoming the youngest naval aviator in U.S. history, at the age of 18. During one attack, Bush was to attack a Japanese installation, but his plane was hit and caught fire. Despite this, he went ahead and completed his mission, dropping bombs on the target, before flying out to sea and ejecting. He then parachuted down over the water and sat in a raft until rescued by the USS Finback submarine.