The Blond and the Cow.

*THE BLONDE AND THE COW*



*A blond city girl named Amy marries a Wisconsin farmer.*

*One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to her, *

*'The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
cows today, so I drove a nail*
*into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. Please show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'*

*The farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. *

*Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when
Amy sees the nail,*
*she tells him, 'This is the one right here.' *

*The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond, asks, 'Tell me
lady, 'cause I'm dying to know.*
*How would you know this is the right cow to be bred?'*

*'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she
explains very confidently. *

*Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail
for?'*

*Amy turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder......*

*'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'*

*(It's nice to see a blond win once in awhile.) *