An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

>An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St.
>>Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer-You're in the
>>wrong place."
>>
>>So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let
>>in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of
>>comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
>>
>>After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush
>>toilets, and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One
>>day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
>>how's it going down there in hell?"
>>
>>Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got
>>air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and there's no telling
>>what this engineer is going to come up with next."
>>
>>God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a
>>mistake--He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
>>
>>Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the
>>staff, and I'm keeping him."
>>
>>God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
>>
>>Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right.
>>And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?