How to get to Heaven from Ireland.

How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.



I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.


I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? ' ' NO! ' the children answered.


If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was ' NO! '


If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven? Again, they all answered ' NO! '


I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? ' A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."
It's a curious race, the Irish.