Good dog Joke.

Best Dog Joke

>

> Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I

> have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!"

>

> "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.

>

> "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans

> wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll

> go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration

> and respect we have for the hard working people living there."

>

> So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman ,

> Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the

> bar.

>

> The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and

> Nancy Pelosi?"

>

> "Yes we are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were

> passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color."

>

> They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up

> a storm with anyone who would listen.

>

> A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the

> Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders

> and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He

> walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his

> head and left the bar.

>

> For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail,

> and left shaking their heads.

>

> Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look

> under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

>

> "Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town,

> claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"

>

> GOD BLESS AMERICA

> AND

> ALL THOSE IN OUR ARMED FORCES