Computer Woman

HARD-DISK Woman:
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> She remembers everything, FOREVER.
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> RAM Woman:
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> She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
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> WINDOWS Woman:
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> Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
>without her.
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> EXCEL Woman:
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> They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
>four basic needs.
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> SCREENSAVER Woman:
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> She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
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> INTERNET Woman:
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> Difficult to access.
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> SERVER Woman:
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> Always busy when you need her.
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> MULTIMEDIA Woman:
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> She makes horrible things look beautiful.
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> CD-ROM Woman:
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> She is always faster and faster.
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> E-MAIL Woman:
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> Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
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> VIRUS Woman:
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> Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
>installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her
>you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose
>everything............
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