There once was...........

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AHhhhhhh, what the hell?

Post  fortuna on Mon May 29, 2017 7:06 pm

In the harem, a lonely girl calls,
But the guard, all unheeding, just sprawls.
When he's asked if he cheats,
On the sultan, he bleats,
"Oh, I would-but I haven't the balls."

A young Polish peasant from Gorsk,
Fell madly in love with his horse.
Said his wife, "You rapscallion,
That horse is a stallion---
And sodomy's grounds for divorce."
Cool Shocked


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But YES, we have no bananas.

Post  fortuna on Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:34 am

There was a young man from Brighton, Cool
Who thought he'd at last found a tight one.
He said, "Oh my love,
It fits like a glove."
Said she, "But you're not in the right one."

There was a young wife of Bill Dexter,
Whose husband exceedingly vexed her.
In bed when they'd start,
He'd invariably fart
With a blast that would nearly unsex her. Shocked

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Well, whadayaknow?

Post  fortuna on Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:58 pm

There was a young girl whose frigidity,
Approached cataleptic rigidity.
Till you gave her a drink,
And she would quickly sink,
In a state of complaisant liquidity.

There was a young goddess, a Venus
Who was obsessed with her lover's big penis.
She liked pubic hair
And balls that were bare,
And she loved jacking him off into Kleenex.

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OK, let's have some more.

Post  fortuna on Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:13 am

A vigorous fellow named Burt
Was attracted to every new skirt.
      Oh, it wasn't their minds
      But their rounded behinds
That excited this loveable flirt.

There was a young lady named Rose
Who'd occasionally straddle a hose,
      And parade about squirting
      And spouting and spurting,
Pretending she pissed like her beau.   Shocked

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