There once was...........

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OH Men, Oh Women!

Post  fortuna on Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:29 am

There was an old harlot named Lofton,
Who was screwed amazingly often.
At sex she was tested.
She never was rested,
Until she was screwed in her coffin.


A besotted wench had an affair
With a fellow all covered with hair.
When she picked up his hat
And realized that
She'd been had by Smokey the Bear. OH gee, Yogi missed out.

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Time for a couple more!

Post  fortuna on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:25 pm

There once was a handsome Croatian
Who was the luckiest man in creation.
For his job was the treat
Teaching the Commie elite
The art of erotic copulation.

A young Polish girl gained great fame,
Through her unusual sexual games.
She was great fun to lay,
For her rectum would play,
Lively polkas, then call you bad names. Rolling Eyes Shocked















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Extras Abound........................

Post  fortuna on Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:43 pm

A WOP lawyer who filed a writ,
Nearly gave the poor judge a big fit.
When reproved for a fart,
He said, with a start,
"Whenever I break wind, I shit."

A Russian young lady of fashion,
Had oodles and oodles of passion.
To her lovers she said,
As they'd climb into bed,
"Here's one thing those Commies can't ration." Rolling Eyes Shocked Cool

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1/1/2018 Happy New Year, stay healthy U buzzards.

Post  fortuna on Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:08 pm

The prim lady Bostonian
Had been raised to think sex was a sin.
But when she was tight
Fornication seemed right
So she lunched every day on straight gin.

The Wop girl with features cherubic
Had a monstrous area pubic.
When asked about her size
She replied with surprise,
"Are you asking 'bout square feet, or cubic?" bounce tongue

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A little Xtra 4 the New Year.

Post  fortuna on Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:37 am

A desperate spinster named Clare
Once knelt in the moonlight all bare
And prayed to her God
"Take me here on the sod"
Then a passerby answered her prayer.

The wizened old maid from Madras
Bragged of her magnificent ass;
But it was not rounded and pink,
As she hoped people would think---
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass. Rolling Eyes Shocked

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U bunch of dirty old people.................

Post  fortuna on Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:18 am

There was an old maid name of May
Who was strolling one day by the bay.
She was seized by a man
Who raped her and ran.
Now she goes to the bay every day.

The old woman hopped on for a ride,
And they humped---till he suddenly died.
His wife, for a week,
Sat on his stiff peak,
And bounced up and down as she cried. Very Happy Shocked

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